Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

John Lydon does commercial for Country Life butter.

Speaking of consumerism, would somebody please go to Nordstrom and pick me up a pair of Mephisto boots in 10 1/2? And take my feet with you, just in case I'm not a 10 1/2 anymore? Because there's a distinct chance that my feet might have gotten... gulp... longer? God, I really, really hate to shop.