Boredom.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?:
Gilbert Gottfried
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I always use the hand basket. And I tend to leave it at the register when I'm done.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?:
More of a sitting alone in a corner trembling with my hands over my ears kinda go-gettin' gal.
4. Do you take compliments well?:
Not at all. Although I admit I secretly do appreciate them tremendously.
5. Do you like to ride horses?:
Sure. It's a hoot.
6. Did you ever go camping as a kid?
Not since I was in high school.
7. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Hide and Seek
8. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you pursue it?
But aren't they already pursuing me? Wouldn't that therefore mean that I was running in the opposite direction? Then how could I logistically be pursuing them. It's a paradox! Ahhhh!
9. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I already do.
10. Can you speak another language?:
Un poco Espanol.
11. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?:
I'm pretty much going deaf already. So many loud concerts, so maybe bleeding eardrums.
12. Do you know how to shoot a gun?:
Learned when I was a kid, but I haven't shot one since.
13. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Joe.
14. How often do you read books?:
Whenever I'm not online.
15. Do you think more about the past, present or future?:
Future
16. What is your favorite children's book?:
Too many to select. A lot of them I wrote myself when I was little. And illustrated. Yes, I am that bad-ass.
17. What color are your eyes?:
Foxy Brown
18. How tall are you?:
5'8"
19. Last person you talked to?:
Joe.
20. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?:
Yes.
21. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
A few weeks ago. I still don't think I've entirely digested it yet.
22. What are your keys on your key chain to?
The car. The house. The mailbox. Your heart. :-)
23. Where is your current pain at?:
Feet.
24. Do you like mustard?:
Yum!
25. Do you look like your mom or dad?:
The mirror image of my father. Although with only slightly more hair. And considerably more boobies.
26. How long does it take you in the shower?
Depending on what all I need to shave that day.
27. What movie do you want to see right now?:
Borat
28. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?:
Well now that's pretty darn random.
29. What was the cause of your last accident?:
A minor fender-bender a little over a year ago. I was sitting at a light and something slid off my passenger seat, so when I went to bend down and get it my foot slipped off the brake.
30. What was the strangest thing that happened to you today?:
Spent the evening doing the Time Warp dance with a lesbian vampire.
31. What are you drinking?:
Water
32. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
I was a cheerleader. Does that amount to anything?
33. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
Too little.
34. Do you like care bears?:
They bring happiness to my goddam motherfucking existence.
35. What do you buy at the movies?:
Umm... ticket?
36. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?:
Depends
37. Ever been to canada?
Nope.
38. Did you eat a cookie today?:
Nada.
39. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Politics. And my hair.
40. What's your favorite brand of water?
The clear, flavorless kind.
Gilbert Gottfried
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I always use the hand basket. And I tend to leave it at the register when I'm done.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?:
More of a sitting alone in a corner trembling with my hands over my ears kinda go-gettin' gal.
4. Do you take compliments well?:
Not at all. Although I admit I secretly do appreciate them tremendously.
5. Do you like to ride horses?:
Sure. It's a hoot.
6. Did you ever go camping as a kid?
Not since I was in high school.
7. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Hide and Seek
8. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you pursue it?
But aren't they already pursuing me? Wouldn't that therefore mean that I was running in the opposite direction? Then how could I logistically be pursuing them. It's a paradox! Ahhhh!
9. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I already do.
10. Can you speak another language?:
Un poco Espanol.
11. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?:
I'm pretty much going deaf already. So many loud concerts, so maybe bleeding eardrums.
12. Do you know how to shoot a gun?:
Learned when I was a kid, but I haven't shot one since.
13. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Joe.
14. How often do you read books?:
Whenever I'm not online.
15. Do you think more about the past, present or future?:
Future
16. What is your favorite children's book?:
Too many to select. A lot of them I wrote myself when I was little. And illustrated. Yes, I am that bad-ass.
17. What color are your eyes?:
Foxy Brown
18. How tall are you?:
5'8"
19. Last person you talked to?:
Joe.
20. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?:
Yes.
21. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
A few weeks ago. I still don't think I've entirely digested it yet.
22. What are your keys on your key chain to?
The car. The house. The mailbox. Your heart. :-)
23. Where is your current pain at?:
Feet.
24. Do you like mustard?:
Yum!
25. Do you look like your mom or dad?:
The mirror image of my father. Although with only slightly more hair. And considerably more boobies.
26. How long does it take you in the shower?
Depending on what all I need to shave that day.
27. What movie do you want to see right now?:
Borat
28. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?:
Well now that's pretty darn random.
29. What was the cause of your last accident?:
A minor fender-bender a little over a year ago. I was sitting at a light and something slid off my passenger seat, so when I went to bend down and get it my foot slipped off the brake.
30. What was the strangest thing that happened to you today?:
Spent the evening doing the Time Warp dance with a lesbian vampire.
31. What are you drinking?:
Water
32. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
I was a cheerleader. Does that amount to anything?
33. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
Too little.
34. Do you like care bears?:
They bring happiness to my goddam motherfucking existence.
35. What do you buy at the movies?:
Umm... ticket?
36. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?:
Depends
37. Ever been to canada?
Nope.
38. Did you eat a cookie today?:
Nada.
39. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Politics. And my hair.
40. What's your favorite brand of water?
The clear, flavorless kind.
posted by Melissa at 8:25 AM
3 Comments:
Ya know, I tried and tried, but I just don't get that Borat guy. To me, he's just Yakov Smirnoff. Been there, done that. Am I missing the true appeal of him?
BTW, you have my keychain.
I see what you're saying about the Yakov Smirnoff thing. Actually I have no idea if this Borat movie is going to be any good or not, but I do think the Ali G. guy is kinda funny sometimes, so I was willing to give this one a shot and see what all the hizz-ype was about. I guess I probably should have chosen Idiocracy instead (is that the name of the new Mike Judge movie that's only playing in, like 3 theater across the country?)
Your keychain? I don't...
Oh... {{blush}}
:-)
I think Yakov was a suckup -
the appeal with Borat is the willing in your face wrongness of him- confrontational comedy if you will
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