May My Heart Stop Beating

We have that +44 band doing an instore signing tomorrow. Well, technically today, I suppose. I figured it would be lousy with screaming teenyboppers what with the whole Travis Barker-y thing going for it (is that the guy's name?) but I was surprised by how few people have been asking about it in advance. Maybe they will all show up tomorrow in shrieking hoards anyway, and it will still be my duty to play human barrier for the few hours that they'll be here. I'll need to bring all the big boss me I can wield.

I reckon I better wear the big tits tomorrow.