The Hooterville Hotline

I don't quite know what to make of this.

Anybody remember several months back when I mentioned that my foot had been vibrating like a cell phone going off continuously?

Well for the past two days, it's been my right breast.

Okay, so I know what you're thinking. Should I answer it?

Even scarier: Who could it be trying to get in touch with me?

"I told you never to call me here..."

Scariest of all: My breast probably actually could reach all the way up to my ear.

But what part do I speak into?