Things In General

The Friday Five:

1. If aliens were invading, what would you do, hide or wait by your TV?
Watch the landing on TV, while making a beeping noise in the same pitch as the spacecraft.

2. The aliens have landed and they haven't blown the planet to bits, how would you react if they looked like us?
Have sex with them.

3. What if the aliens were disgusting looking (like a pile of rotten cheese), then how would you react?
Have sex with them, then spread them on some melba toast.

4. The aliens are about to make an announcement and all communication goes out. Your neighbor says that she/he heard that the aliens have announced they are going to destroy Earth. Do you believe him/her? Why?
Yes, because she has already destroyed my soul.

5. The aliens have announced that they will share their knowledge with humanity if a certain person has sex with one of them and they call your name. To make it more palatable, the alien can change into any porn star that you want. Knowing that your partner will find out if you say yes, will you do it?
COUGHCOUGHSPUTTER-GAK WOOTWOOTAHOOGA *choke* Um, sure?