I've Been Handed A Blank Piece of Paper...

"From New York, the flash... apparently official. Walter Cronkite died according to TMZ... some 14 minutes ago.... "

Removes glasses.

"Well 14 minutes ago I discovered the news, not his death 14 minutes ago. Not that TMZ is the place to go for purity in journalism. Speaking of which, RIP Mr. Cronkite."

Keeps glasses off because I don't wear glasses anyway.