Survey Says!
A survey sent to me by my darling kevindoughnut. What th' hey... let's give 'er a whirl, shall we?
1)How old do you wish you were?
Actually I'm pretty much lovin' the age I'm at now.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Getting ready to go to the gym and turned on the news right after the first plane hit. I even went to the gym and watched the news on the TV while I swam my laps.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Shake my fist at it.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Is this one of them pot references?
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
A mole. On the top of my hand.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
Esperanto
7) Do you know your neighbors?
In the Biblical sense?
8)What do you consider a vacation?
Not having to be at work for any reason.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Nah
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Only if it were someplace pretty darn cool. Like, uh... Reykjavik?
11) Are you touchy feely?
On myself? Er uh... sometimes.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Sexually, yes.
13) Dream job?
Ice Cream Man
14) Favorite channel(s)?
Telemundo!!!
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Home. After I'm done with work.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers. Baths if I am shaving my legs.
17) Do you paint your nails?
Not in awhile.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Unfortunately.
19) What are your phobias?
BUGS!!!
20) Do you want kids?
Not right now.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
no
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Budapest
23) What makes you feel warm and safe?
Thermal underwear and a canister of RAID.
24) Heavy or light sleep?
Depends on the meds.
25) Are you paranoid?
Don't you already have all the answers you need from the microfilm in my tooth fillings?
26) Are you impatient?
I'm strictly outpatient.
27) Who can you relate to?
RANDOLPH SCOTT??
28) How do you feel about interracial couples/relationships?
Hot.
29) Have you been burned by love?
Is that what keeps smelling like burning hair?
30) What's your life motto?
Kill everyone NOW.
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Generic.
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
33) Who was your last text message from?
Don't text.
34) Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine. And my boyfriends. And our stuffed animals.
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt right now.
37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
1.) socks
2.) socks
3.) socks
38.) What color are your bed sheets
white with blue pinstripes.
39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
none
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
WINGS!
41) What's your favorite town/city?
London
42) I cant wait till...
The porn I ordered arrives in the mail.
43) Who got you to join myspace?
Someone who wanted a friend.
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
sushi.
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8"
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No
47) Do you own a gun?
no
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water or tea
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Tell them I'm a lesbian.
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
Sure! But only if I get to be the Dungeon Master.
51) What time did you wake up today?
6:15am
52) Current worry?
Money
53) Current hate?
customers
54) Favorite place to be?
In my sweatpants.
55) Where would you like to travel?
Eastern Europe. Prague, Budapest, Berlin. I might go back to Casablanca again.
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In my sweatpants.
57) last thing you ate?
A bagel.
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
"Finger Fuckin' Sally" by David Allen Coe
59) Last person that made you laugh?
This lady.
60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Fell off horse and had hunk 'o rock embedded into skull.
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
I doubt it.
62) What is your favorite candy?
I get a Skittles craving every now and then.
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Ha Ha Ha" by Flipper
1)How old do you wish you were?
Actually I'm pretty much lovin' the age I'm at now.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Getting ready to go to the gym and turned on the news right after the first plane hit. I even went to the gym and watched the news on the TV while I swam my laps.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Shake my fist at it.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Is this one of them pot references?
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
A mole. On the top of my hand.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
Esperanto
7) Do you know your neighbors?
In the Biblical sense?
8)What do you consider a vacation?
Not having to be at work for any reason.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Nah
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Only if it were someplace pretty darn cool. Like, uh... Reykjavik?
11) Are you touchy feely?
On myself? Er uh... sometimes.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Sexually, yes.
13) Dream job?
Ice Cream Man
14) Favorite channel(s)?
Telemundo!!!
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Home. After I'm done with work.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers. Baths if I am shaving my legs.
17) Do you paint your nails?
Not in awhile.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Unfortunately.
19) What are your phobias?
BUGS!!!
20) Do you want kids?
Not right now.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
no
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Budapest
23) What makes you feel warm and safe?
Thermal underwear and a canister of RAID.
24) Heavy or light sleep?
Depends on the meds.
25) Are you paranoid?
Don't you already have all the answers you need from the microfilm in my tooth fillings?
26) Are you impatient?
I'm strictly outpatient.
27) Who can you relate to?
RANDOLPH SCOTT??
28) How do you feel about interracial couples/relationships?
Hot.
29) Have you been burned by love?
Is that what keeps smelling like burning hair?
30) What's your life motto?
Kill everyone NOW.
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Generic.
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
33) Who was your last text message from?
Don't text.
34) Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine. And my boyfriends. And our stuffed animals.
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt right now.
37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
1.) socks
2.) socks
3.) socks
38.) What color are your bed sheets
white with blue pinstripes.
39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
none
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
WINGS!
41) What's your favorite town/city?
London
42) I cant wait till...
The porn I ordered arrives in the mail.
43) Who got you to join myspace?
Someone who wanted a friend.
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
sushi.
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8"
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No
47) Do you own a gun?
no
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water or tea
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Tell them I'm a lesbian.
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
Sure! But only if I get to be the Dungeon Master.
51) What time did you wake up today?
6:15am
52) Current worry?
Money
53) Current hate?
customers
54) Favorite place to be?
In my sweatpants.
55) Where would you like to travel?
Eastern Europe. Prague, Budapest, Berlin. I might go back to Casablanca again.
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In my sweatpants.
57) last thing you ate?
A bagel.
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
"Finger Fuckin' Sally" by David Allen Coe
59) Last person that made you laugh?
This lady.
60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Fell off horse and had hunk 'o rock embedded into skull.
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
I doubt it.
62) What is your favorite candy?
I get a Skittles craving every now and then.
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Ha Ha Ha" by Flipper
posted by Melissa at 10:02 PM
3 Comments:
How sweet is it that you're not wearing a shirt right now?
Is this another question for the survey, Kev?
;-)
Kev? 2, 18, 20, 25, 29, 35, 61.
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