All 6's And 7's (No, Not My Pants Size)

Arrrgh! Okay, it's official: I don't know how to shop for myself. Unless it's got Bootsy on the front I have no idea what looks good on me. (sidenote: Boosty looks good on everyone)

Somebody seriously needs to nominate me for that What Not To Wear show. Because every girl needs a gay man and a smart-mouthed Jewish woman in her life to instruct her on how to dress.