But I Don't Have One Of Those

Downloaded this tune about a week ago from the terrific music blog Crying All The Way To The Chip Shop, run by an online British expatriate associate of mine named Lee. Lee says that when he was a kid he and his friends used to giggle on the playground while making up their own lyrics to this song:

A penis, a penis
The greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord
That I've been blessed
With more than my share
Of a penis

And now, thanks to Lee, so shall I.

:)