The New Face Of Zero And One

Just had two teeth filed down into little fangs, then capped, then temporarily crowned. Took about, oh say, two hours tops. Didn't feel a thing. Sang along loudly with Hank Williams in the car ride all the way home.

Now the novocaine has worn off.

Holy cats, do I hurt. Like the dickens. Like, I actually cried. How humiliating is that.

I think I'm going to go lay down now.