Pardon Me Whilst I Obsess A Bit...

http://www.myspace.com/vancedegeneres

Yeah, I'm really not sure yet if this really is the real Vance's myspace page. Because:

a.) Other than the parts of the text that were basically copied and pasted from Vance's official website, everything else written doesn't quite seem like Vance to me. Not like I know the guy or anything, natch. But the top half of the text has a completely different tone to it, as if written by someone else. And sort of lacks Vance's signature dry wit that is evident from the copy-and-pasted text from the bottom.

b.) Did Vance really move back to New Orleans? Seems a mighty long commute to L.A. every day where I assume he's still working. Unless he really moved back to join Cowboy Mouth full time. Hell, does even Cowboy Mouth still live in New Orleans these days?

c.) Why does Vance list his entire family, except for his father, as his hero?

d.) Why does Vance need myspace in order to communicate with his sister?

e.) Why couldn't he have put his profile on xpeeps?


Of course I still asked to be added as a friend. I'm not that unconvinced yet.