Another New Bacon Factor

It's not every day when a star is born, and has had sex with Steve Holmes.

Porn star Sasha Grey is set to star in Steven Soderbergh's (left) new picture The Girlfriend Experience, in production right now. If Sasha seems like a bit of an anomaly in the Hollywood film industry, she is considered just as much of one in the porn industry as well. The home schooled teenager sticks out like an infected nipple ring in a sea of boob jobs, Gucci purses, little dogs and meth amphetamines. Sasha is more known to spend her time pouring over the films of Hiroshi Teshigahara, listening to Throbbing Gristle, or admiring Brutalist architecture and nose-deep in Jean-Paul Sartre. Pretentious? Maybe. But she's barely 20 years old, so give her a break. At least her favorite novelist isn't Stephanie Meyer. Ms. Grey has appeared on Tyra Banks' show defending her career choices, as well as college campuses giving lectures and music videos by The Roots and Smashing Pumpkins. Sounds almost like mainstream acceptance was the next logical step for the lady, but I suppose we'll see how the rest of the less pervy segment of the world receives her soon enough. I've spoken with her, and she's a nice girl. I wish her nothing but the very best.

Just saw The Changeling tonight. Dear God, if I had to hear Jolie scream "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!" one more time with Eastwood's overbearing musical score underlining each and every dramatic moment in case we flippin' missed each textured nuance I would punch her in the puss right through the screen and give her a big, fat, red kisser. Oh, wait...